- Add all ingredients to a blender. Even the best blender in the world will struggle to break down the world’s worst ice, so break it up with a rolling pin first
- Blend for about 20 seconds
- Pour into a large glass and garnish with a pineapple wedge and one of those silly umbrellas
- Sit on a deck chair, close your eyes and pretend you’re in Rio
- The good bit on the beach, not the favelas.
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